- On a scale of corporate to stripper, she is much closer to the stripper side than is acceptable.
- People on all floors of the office know her purely from what she wears.
- Her name might be Amber, or you might just think her name is Amber.
- You are waiting eagerly to see her costume for the End of Financial Year Party.
- When she drops a pen, all the guys turn to watch her pick it up.
Boring Dresser
- This person appears to have the same five outfits on rotate week in, week out.
- Their work clothes appear boring and lack fashion and flair.
- Just looking at their outfit puts you to sleep.
- You feel like jumping out of your cubicle and throwing paint at them, just to brighten up their outfit.
In Denial
- This person has recently gained weight yet refuses to admit it.
- They are holding onto the hopes that their clothes will continue to fit them, despite the fact they don't.
- Their shirt buttons pop open on the bus and nobody says anything to them.
- You offer them a seat because you think they are pregnant
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